Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
EVERY FUCKING TIME
nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules
have some more:
Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.
Whats this? Never knew I had this one
seems about right