This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.
hOW DID
WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION
there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!
(Source: themermaidgrotto, via green-satan)
lbby:
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody
(Source: rule28, via papelbottomjeans)
people of tumblr are the bestadxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
Okay…
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
(Source: ollivander)
Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.
Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo
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I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
falling apart
crying inside
over thinking
ect
but
maybe
she’s just picturing porn in her head
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i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules
and
then
there’s
German
students
not
giving
a
single
fuck
have some more:
Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.
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Whats this? Never knew I had this one
*opens*
oh.
seems about right
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